We're used to celebs oversharing about their lives, but ever so often they like to get real — too real. Both Shia LaBeouf and Enrique Iglesias have admitted to having tiny penises , and one star has even referred to his penis as a "mangina. Scroll through the gallery to see more stars who can't stop talking about their tiny, tiny manhoods. I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people — you know, from experience," he said. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks. No guy will ever admit to having a small penis.
John Mayer has a big weiner
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I was visiting a friend who, being several years older than me, had just transferred to Columbia. I traveled a lot, working bullshit jobs with various bands, things I had talked my way into because I realized I could, and that if you found a way to make yourself useful, most bands will say yes to having a helpful, smart, cute girl on the road with them and it was way more fun than high school. The people there all seemed highly educated, and I remember them to be almost intimidatingly interesting, but they were getting fucked up like a bunch of high schoolers. In other words, this party was amazing. The night went on, we talked and got drunk and played DJ from his iPod for the rest of the party.
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His reason? Police interviews with prolific serial killers are less appalling. You would think most of these women would take a hard pass, but it looks like John has ONE fan in the female black celebrity community. The latest was his admission on Friday that he wants to show Nicki Minaj his anaconda. I spend an inordinate amount of time per day wondering if Nicki Minaj would like me or not.
John Mayer can sing! He can play guitar! He can suck his own dick! I met Mayer in New York at a down town bar. Three dirty martinis later we were back at his.